Sheryl Crow Must Read Everybody Loves Your Money
It was only a matter of time before a massive celebrity started using tips from ELYM. You’ll recall my post on the “Top 13 Money Saving Ideas Of All Time“. In it, I had the revolutionary tip of only using three squares of toilet paper. I suggested that if you were using two ply, you might even be able to get away with 2 squares. Well, apparently Sheryl Crow only needs ONE SQUARE of toilet paper. Here is what she said:
“Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.”
While traveling for earth day events she suggested that we were using far too much toilet paper and that one square should be sufficient. Obviously our goals were different, but certainly both are important. ELYM’s: Save money by using 3 squares. Sheryl Crows: Save the earth by using only one square.
Either way, the message is clear and is obviously endorsed by a famous celebrity: Quit using so much toilet paper!
What’s even funnier about this is that I WAS JOKING! Pardon me while I go spin the roll.
3 Responses to “Sheryl Crow Must Read Everybody Loves Your Money”
Comment from Big Cajun Man
Time April 24, 2007 at 5:16 am
Dear Ms. Croew, who exactly will be policing this? Bathroom attendants are very few and far between. Should we have pay dispensers for toilet paper? Yikes… –C8j
Comment from Hazzard
Time April 24, 2007 at 6:10 am
Cajun,
I was thinking the same thing. Maybe they’d have to put fingerprint scanners on the toilet paper dispenser. After scanning your fingerprint, the machine would dispense the proper number of squares. Just imagine if the darn thing jammed!
Comment from Chris
Time April 23, 2007 at 7:56 pm
I just don’t think I’m ever going to be able to get away with one square of toilet paper. You’re gonna have to forgive me!