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You Know It’s Time To Ride The Bus When…..

Gas prices are getting ridiculous and there doesn’t appear to be any end in site.  You know it’s time to start riding the bus when:

-Your extra value meal is cheaper than the gas it took to go from the menu board to the pickup window

-George Bush’s motorcade is made up entirely of Honda Civics

-You long for the days of $3.00 gas

-Your credit card balance is growing exponentially with charges from “Chevron”

-Arnold Schwarzenegger trades his Hummer in on a Toyota Prius

-The majority of people in Texas are driving compact cars

-The Real Housewives of Orange County start car pooling to the mall

-You worked an entire week to pay for a tank of gas

-Jay Leno trades in his car collection for a moped collection

-All the cars around you are being turned on and off in rush hour traffic

-Police officers start carpooling during pursuits

-Congressmen stop switching cars after a hybrid car photo op

-Oil companies feel so guilty that they offer free plasma tv’s with a fill up

-Automatic car wash: $8.  Gas to drive through it: $16

-Nascar converts to “all Hybrid” racecars

There must be more.  Add them in the comments and I’ll pull them up in to the post and give you credit!

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