I’ll tell you. My luck has been GREAT lately. First I managed to take all my investments out of the market before it crashed and sent it to Nigeria in order to receive a huge cash payout. (still pending) and now it turns out my email address has been selected for a 1 million Euro prize. That’s a lot of US dollars!!! Here’s the note:
Confirmation Email Lucky No 4-13-23-35-43-1/3
Dear Winner
Following official publication results of the Email electronic on line
Sweepstakes organized by the Eurolottery corporation, the Slide circular
award and in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software
products,(F.P.S.), held on the 30th of September 2008, in Bruselles Belgium,
wherein your electrononic email address emerged as one of the online winning
emails in the 1st category and therefore attracted a cash award of
1,000.000.00 Euro (One Million Euro only),We write to officially notify you
of this award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately
upon receipt of this message for more information concerning the
verification processing and eventual payment of the above prize to you.
CONTACT: Mr Evrard Pauwels.
TEL 0032-488-919.013 or 01132-488-919.013
Reply to Email: euromillionagency@Luckymail.com
it is important to note you that your award information was released today
with the following particulars attached to it.
(I)Reference No:11-27-24-5-12
(II)Batch No: BNKL4402211451
(III)Serial No:L541221145200
(IV)Ticket No:3-8-23-19-29-22
(V)Lucky No: 4-13-19-23-38-2/3
(VI)Your Full Name & Telephone Number
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 31st of October 2008
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Sincerely,
Mrs. Karen M Hendrick
Promotions Coordinator
CONTACT: Mr Evrard Pauwels.
TEL 0032-499-919.013 or 01132-499-919.013
Reply to E-mail: euromillincy@Luckymail.com
At this rate, retirement may be a lot closer than I first thought. Hopefully they aren’t going to need me to send any cash since I’m pretty much tapped out while I’m waiting for my big payout from Nigeria.
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