Archive for 'Humor' Category

Louis CK on Money

By Hazzard - Last updated: Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Don’t watch this if swear words offend you.  Otherwise, I think you’ll laugh.  A lot.

Be Grateful for What You Have

By Hazzard - Last updated: Wednesday, March 31, 2010

I absolutely love this video.  Louis CK pretty much nails it.  As bad as things might seem, things are actually pretty good.  Just a bit of humor to keep things in perspective:

ELYM Top Tip: Homemade Snuggie With no Effort

By Hazzard - Last updated: Thursday, November 26, 2009

For those of you that would love to have a Snuggie for Christmas but just don’t feel like parting with the $13, I’ve got a hot tip for you: Take any old fleece robe that you have in your closet and put in on backwards. Presto! It’s a homemade Snuggie. Happy Thanksgiving!

Woman Has All the Answers at Her City Council Meeting

By Hazzard - Last updated: Friday, July 24, 2009

This video cracked me up. It’s a woman who has taken a couple minutes out of, what I can only assume, is an action packed day of business meetings, to come tell the Santa Cruz city council how they can solve all their economic problems. Brilliant: See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

How to Save Money on Prostitutes

By Hazzard - Last updated: Sunday, February 1, 2009

Well, I suppose ELYM has to be number one at something. As I was browsing through my referral links yesterday I noticed that I got a Google referral when someone searched for “How to save money on prostitutes“. Wow. I’m the number one search result. Something tells me the guy paid full price……..

The Things We Spend Our Money on

By Hazzard - Last updated: Wednesday, December 17, 2008

It sure is interesting to see the kinds of things people spend their money on.  Safe to say I wouldn’t be putting this kind of money in to this ride…….

Quote of the Day – Inflation

By Hazzard - Last updated: Friday, December 12, 2008

“Think of inflation as your friend. Wouldn’t you like to wear $1,000 suits and smoke $100 cigars? I know I would.” Heh.  Happy Friday.

Luckily I Cashed Out My Investments Last Week For A Lower Risk Opportunity Outside the Country

By Hazzard - Last updated: Monday, September 29, 2008

It’s days like this that I can’t help but walk around the house smiling from ear to ear.  Why?  You may ask.  Well, it just so happens that I recently cashed out over $100,000 in investments to use for an alternative investment.  Let me explain. A couple weeks ago I got an email from a [...]

"Found Money" Posting on Craigslist

By Hazzard - Last updated: Thursday, August 21, 2008

I’ve been reading Rob Cockerham’s website for a long time.  He’s done some pretty funny things over the years.  If you’ve never spent any time surfing around his site, I’d highly recommend it.  His latest "project" had him posting a "found money" listing on Craigslist.  He was curious to see what kind of a response [...]

Attention All Lottery Winners!

By Hazzard - Last updated: Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Everyone likes an instantly wealthy person.  I have a special fondness for the newly rich.  No, I don’t have a business proposition for you.  Nope, don’t need a loan either.  I just care about you and your pile of cash.  I want you to be successful like my good friend Brad Duke.  (okay, he’s not [...]